He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's shark week go big or go home
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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