I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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