I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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