gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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