Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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