You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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