I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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