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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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