question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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