I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Girls should come with a carfax report
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I just found a bag of teeth...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize