There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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