and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.