I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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