We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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