Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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