everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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