Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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