So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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