he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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