..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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