the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she told me i tasted like america
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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