I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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