They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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