I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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