oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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