Only a mothe r could love this liver
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We got so high we made milksteak
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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