You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Randomize