My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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