They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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