party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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