Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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