worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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