It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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