is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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