Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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