I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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