i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My hand turned me down
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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