Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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