It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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