just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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