Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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