I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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