Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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