I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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