Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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