she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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