Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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