honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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