yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize