I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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