I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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