He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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