I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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