Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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