no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.