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(248): View more from Michigan

no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.

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(618): View more from Illinois

His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.

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