Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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