Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half