I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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